The “new” CNN is looking a lot like the old, tired, humorless, discredited, basement-rated CNN that it despised and then ignored.

Color me upset that the godforsaken lying liars at CNN lied about a “new” CNN that would be less partisan and more in the middle.

Oh yeah, nothing like promoting Jake “Russia Colusion Conspiracy Coluder and Lyin’ Election Meddler” Head over to a sweet spot at 9pm to experience just how much things will change.

But I’m sure Tapper’s promotion was based on merit because of the large audience it will bring with it from its two 4 p.m. slots. Oh wait, Tapper consistently comes in last at 4pm (by a mile) and barely reached 800,000 total viewers last month. But maybe I’m missing something. There must be a market study out there somewhere that shows the American people are looking for self-indulgent dishonesty at 9 p.m.

But guess who else failed in her CNN prime time? Alisyn “Gun-Grabbing, Racial Pandering, Trump-Deranged” Camerota. And why not? When co-hosting CNN New day, she also consistently landed in last place. But I’m sure all 300,000 of her loyal morning viewers will eagerly tune in at 10pm for two hours of self-indulgent lies.

Hey, maybe CNN boss Chris Licht is doing this for the lulz? Because watching Jake Tapper get humiliated for getting less viewers than Chris Cuomo is going to be funny. For all his flaws and character defects, at least Fredo had a personality. Tapper is the boyfriend you hope your older sister will dump for someone more fun.

CNN is doing nothing to improve itself. Moving the deckchairs on the Titanic solves nothing. These are the same obnoxious, smug, humorless, left-wing liars who turned CNN into CNNLOL, a national lie.

Licht maintains that he wants to broadcast live news, but broadcasting live news means sometimes reporting things that could lose a Democrat an election. Don Lemon, Jake Tapper and Alisyn Camerota will never do that. All they care about is their fascist agenda. All they care about is their status in the leftist elite. The founders of the Woke Gestapo would never compromise their status or harm the fascist cause of the state. These people are practitioners of leftist religion. They see their duty as policing cleanliness, not telling the truth.

We were assured that CNN would stop lying. Instead, the liars at CNN are now lying about lying.

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